01-06-2007, 12:52 AM | #31 |
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The worst movie ever made has got to be "UHF" with Weird Al. After I saw it, I told a bunch of friends that it was the best movie I'd ever seen. They went to it and left shaking their heads, wondering what the hell was wrong with me.
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01-06-2007, 01:07 AM | #32 |
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To fit this category movies must be earnest; they can't be self aware. For example, any movie with a gratuitous topless scene can't qualify becasue it shows they are going for the quick buck, or at least aren't intending to be 'art.' So, pretty much anything by Andy Warhol would qualify, in my mind.
I alos thought The Notebook was one of the most painful 90 minutes of my life.
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The list of worst movie ever is too long but can be summed up as "any chick flick". Somewhere in Time is my wife's all-time favorite movie; however, I finally realized many years ago that that is her problem, not mine.
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I was about to go ballistic on you when you said earnest, but soon realized you weren't talking about the several masterpieces starring Jim Varney, so I quickly calmed down.
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No! Rosie O'Donnell has ruined Betty Rubble forever, as far as I'm concerned.
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Had it been a documentary that only talked about the history of the ship, it wouldn't have sucked.
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Sizzle...you no longer complete me. Kill Bill, both volumes, is awesome.
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01-06-2007, 06:40 AM | #38 | |
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Gummo was a disgustingly horrible movie. There was nothing redeemable about this movie. That movie wasn't even good enough to be considered the worst. I have the same complaint about Pearl Harbor as IPU did about Titanic. You take one of the biggest moments in our nations history and make it a sidestory to a strange love triangle. Lame. Michael Bay missed the mark when he made that crappy movie. Cuba Gooding needed a better part, he's way better than Ben Affleck. |
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http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltim...ion=world-wide No other movie in history has even come close. Look how far ahead of the second place movie it is. Mind-boggling when you think about it.
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I most certainly am serious -I do not understand the love affair with this movie? My wife and I tried to watch it and couldn't make it tot he end.
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