12-17-2008, 07:40 PM | #1 |
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If Mormonism were a programming language
http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-pr...religions.html
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12-17-2008, 10:04 PM | #2 |
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I enjoyed the APL reference. APL: a language only an actuary could love.
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12-18-2008, 02:40 AM | #3 |
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Spot on. Brilliant stuff.
C#, very funny. Microsoft's attempt to enter a java world that it couldn't control. Perl, pure evil. You can write a program that controls a missile shield defense system in 25 lines of code that is impossible to understand a week later. I work almost exclusively in C++ and python, Islam and Humanism. Hmm.... No Fortran though..... although a poster labels it Greco-Roman pantheon.
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12-18-2008, 08:12 PM | #4 |
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I was playing ball with a guy who does programming. I was telling him about this article and I said "Mormonism was C number sign." He laughed and said "C sharp, never say what you said again in front of anyone."
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12-18-2008, 08:23 PM | #5 |
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we programmers call the little wiggly thing in the back of your throat 'the little wiggly thing in the back of your throat', so it all evens out.
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12-19-2008, 12:38 AM | #6 |
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C sharp. Just like music.
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12-19-2008, 01:24 AM | #7 |
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I run a 'Mormon' shop, I guess.
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12-19-2008, 02:41 AM | #8 |
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preface each conversation with "sha bang English" and your ball buddy will be impressed.
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