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11-07-2008, 09:30 PM | #34 |
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Mothers are nothing. I had an 8-year-old son, and she had a 9-year-old daughter that we had to deal with.
(No, they didn't come on the honeymoon, but they did call)
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11-07-2008, 09:34 PM | #35 |
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Your first mistake was to let your MIL know where you were staying. We kept our whereabouts a secret. This I learned after my brother's wedding when my mom and aunts talked a maid into letting them into my brother's and SIL's room. Once inside my mom and her sisters short-sheeted their bed and filled it with rice. They've been married 17 years now and my SIL is still pissed at my mom. (And I can't say that I blame her.)
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My brother and his wife had already been living together though so at least this wasn't their first night of passion that was ruined.
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All that time she hated sex and all she needed was some KY?? Strange.
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Is this pretty commonplace? maybe I am the one who had a bizarre honeymoon.
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I dont get why it is funny. The last thing I would want on my wedding night would be to run into my MIL in my hotel room. Unless.........
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When my youngest uncle got married, my grandparents reserved his hotel room for he and his bride's wedding night. Unfortunately, they reserved a hotel room for my oldest uncle and his young family (who were in town for the wedding) at the same time, and they ended up just down the hall from each other.
My older uncle spent the evening sending his young kids down the hall to knock on the newlyweds' door.
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