10-31-2008, 05:04 AM | #1 |
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I'm getting tired of having to change the channel in a panic
everytime the commercial for Zach and Miri Make a Porno comes on. I just want to watch a ballgame with my boy, and not have to explain to him what a "porno" is during it.
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10-31-2008, 02:17 PM | #2 |
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I feel the same way about boner pill commercials. It's a sad day when a guy can't watch a ballgame with his kids without being asked what an erection is and why it should never last for 24 hours without seeking medical attention.
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IN the Tour de France last year the enzyte commercial was on constantly and my ten year old used to walk around the house whistling the "bob" theme. I felt like a bad aprent, but not bad enough to stop watching it.
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10-31-2008, 02:30 PM | #4 |
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What you brethren need, is Tivo. Sometimes when watching a football game, I'll let it queue up and then watch it slightly delayed, fast-forwarding through all commercial breaks and timeouts.
On occasion when I'm not disciplined enough to do that, just pause when the commercial break comes up, and then zip through them 5 minutes later. Works like a charm.
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That's funny. Like anybody could delay watching the Tour de France for 5 minutes.
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Tell them it's a french term for arthouse movies.
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