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07-24-2006, 01:12 PM
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Happiness is a Warm Gun
Has anyone else noticed the sexual undertones in the Israel-Hezbollah commentary?
"This thing could get bigger and bigger... and faster... ...and... ...faster... ...and if Israel pulls the... ...the trigger.... ...and penetrates... ...the...the... Lebanese frontier... and they might use... uhhh... UHHHH... ...NUKES... ....uhhh ...ahhh!!!!" The eagerness for war is orgasmic. We're having a militarized wet dream.
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07-24-2006, 02:28 PM
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Demiurge
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do you own a gun?
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07-24-2006, 02:47 PM
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07-24-2006, 07:09 PM
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07-24-2006, 07:16 PM
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Yes... About 25 of them. Four handguns, several deer rifles, a few shotguns, a couple of .22s, a German sniper rifle, a .222 target rifle and a few collecter's pieces... For some reason the defense didn't want me...
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07-24-2006, 07:19 PM
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Demiurge
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trust me, I'm not anti-gun. there is plenty of firepower in the Waters residence. and not just the bedroom kind.
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07-24-2006, 07:55 PM
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I've got a self-loading rifle. What does that mean?
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07-25-2006, 01:06 AM
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I must be square; I've probably listened to Happiness is a Warm Gun twenty times over the past ten years, and never thought of it as sexual.
But now, as I race the lyrics through my head.....um, yeah |
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07-25-2006, 01:08 AM
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07-25-2006, 01:11 AM
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Do you own A gun?
Well, which variety, which year and which model? Hand guns, shotguns, target guns, rabbit guns, deer guns, antelope guns, skeet guns, trap guns, elk guns .... That's an insult to an old time Nevadan. Well we have US guns, Belgian guns, Italian guns .... No Russian guns though.
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