got this email today

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by T Blue

I guess if you think the act of homosuxuality is abhoring and disgusting, that makes you a bigot, well I guess you'll have to include me as one of the bigots on your list.

Wellllllll I was just privy to view a sneak preview of "Undulations Unseen: Jenna in Camouflage for her USO tour '08!"

Lets just say that it ain't all the outies getting a, uhhhhhhhhh, morale boost....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ROUNDEYE!

Oh you meant man on man...Slight constipation cures me so carry on, carry on, CARE-EEEEEE ON!

[Levin]

Originally Posted by SeattleUte

When religious people come to my door to purvey their false creeds is the only time I wish I had a couple of big strapping and starving dobermans to unchain.

I encountered several people more prepared than you on my mission. I've never much liked dogs since.

EDIT: Wolves are not dogs, or even better, dogs are not Wolves.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Levin

EDIT: Wolves are not dogs.

Sure they are. Non-domesticated dogs.

[Levin]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Sure they are. Non-domesticated dogs.

Dogs are to wolves what silicone is to flesh; fake and manufactured. Give me the real thing.

[exUte]

Originally Posted by Flystripper

I am so glad my son has football scrimmages on those days preventing our participation, but just to be honest I wouldn't participate anyway.

The thing that annoys me about this email is that they are encouraging teenagers to go canvasing. What a horrible formative activity for the youth IMHO. Then again, maybe they will be exposed to just how awful Prop 8 is when they go door to door. I just wish their parents were not going with them so that when a neighbor tells them that their support of prop 8 is bigoted they would not have their parents assuring them that they are on God's errand, and God is not bigoted. I understand why the church wants the parents to go though...not many teenagers would actually complete the task without prodding.

I have to just shake my head at this.

So, God approves of gay marriage? And if he does, he's bigoted? Or God really doesn't believe in marriage between a man and a woman as being ordained by himself?

Abstain from personal attacks, if you can, and address my questions.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Levin

I encountered several people more prepared than you on my mission. I've never much liked dogs since.

EDIT: Wolves are not dogs, or even better, dogs are not Wolves.

Take a look at this. PBS wouldn't lie, would it?

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/wolves/wolfdog.html

[Levin]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Take a look at this. PBS wouldn't lie, would it?

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/wolves/wolfdog.html

As I said, dogs are to wolves what silicone is to flesh.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Levin

As I said, dogs are to wolves what silicone is to flesh.

Without your beloved wolves, there would be no dogs. So why wouldn't dogs be wolves?

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Wellllllll I was just privy to view a sneak preview of "Undulations Unseen: Jenna in Camouflage for her USO tour '08!"

Lets just say that it ain't all the outies getting a, uhhhhhhhhh, morale boost....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ROUNDEYE!

Oh you meant man on man...Slight constipation cures me so carry on, carry on, CARE-EEEEEE ON!

What do you like the most about Jenna? Is it all the plastic surgery? The duck lips? Or the STDs?

She is now pregnant with Tito Ortiz's baby....future Rhodes Scholars, look out!

One positive thing for that fetus.....LOTS of room to move around, put an entertainment center in there, couch, etc...

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Without your beloved wolves, there would be no dogs. So why wouldn't dogs be wolves?

There's something, I say, there's something kinda 'yeeee' about a guy that doesn't like dogs.