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Whaaaaa....whaaaa....I built my 5000 ft^2 mcmansion and your farm makes it smell like poop! I want elk and gray wolves teaming in the fields as Bambi wistfully frolics around talking with my cherubic little ones...waaaaaaa!
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Rarely does understanding someone help in insulting them. In fact more often than not purposely misunderstanding is beneficial.
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She had a psychiatrist who said because I didn't trust the water system, the school system, the government, I was paranoid," he said. "I had a psychiatrist who said her psychiatrist was stupid." |
08-04-2008, 11:00 PM | #5 |
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Forget Redneck Stonehenge.
Let's talk about 18" Stonehenge.... In ancient times... Hundreds of years before the dawn of history Lived a strange race of people: the Druids No one knows who they were or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock....of Stonehenge
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Memo to stupid people: if you choose to live in a farming community, it's going to smell like a farming community.
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Awesome. Several years ago a neighbor approached my grandfather and asked him to remove some "junk" off a hill on my grandfather's property (the junk being his functioning tractor and a half-dozen oil barrels.) The neighbor whined that it was spoiling his view. My grandfather responded as any red-blooded American would, which is to say he hired a couple of guys to haul ever bit of junk on his place and a couple of other people's places up onto the hill. Old buses, a twisted quonset hut, piles of rusty barbed wire, junked cars etc. etc.
You don't tell people in this part of the world what to do with their property.
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You make a good point. One would have to have a low IQ to think that folks live on a farm for the view.
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