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Old 02-26-2008, 08:00 PM   #1
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Default Too pretty to fly?

I almost laughed myself unconscious over this one.

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Old 02-26-2008, 08:02 PM   #2
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I love the camera "undress" shot.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:05 PM   #3
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Clearly, SouthWest employs a bunch of bigoted bone-structurists.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:15 PM   #4
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Wow....that girl's presumption reagarding her appearance is wildly disproportionate with reality, in my humble opinion.

Believe it or not, I've seen Ute cheerleaders with more pulchritude than those girls.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:39 PM   #5
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Wow....that girl's presumption reagarding her appearance is wildly disproportionate with reality, in my humble opinion.

Believe it or not, I've seen Ute cheerleaders with more pulchritude than those girls.
I assume the presumption is because Southwest has a history of deboarding young women wearing tight-fitting or revealing fashions. The girl who got thrown off last time was fairly hot, so I can see why these two girls would want to try to put themselves in her camp.

Although in their original statement these two girls don't go so far as to claim they were pretty, they claimed they were thrown off because they were "young and decent looking." So perhaps reality isn't too far out of reach, after all.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:52 PM   #6
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The girl with the brown hair has a mismatched set.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:08 AM   #7
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All I can say is, I know exactly how they feel. I can't tell you how many times I have been denied water or life savers or a pillow or a blanket all because of my striking looks. I now have embroidered my form fitting shirts with the saying 'Don't hate me cause I'm hott!'
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:43 AM   #8
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The girl with the brown hair has a mismatched set.
I noticed the same thing. The right boob has the left doubled in size and seems to be pointing due East, while the left is pointing due West.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:44 AM   #9
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I noticed the same thing. The right boob has the left doubled in size and seems to be pointing due East, while the left is pointing due West.
Perhaps she should get checked for a silicone leak.
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