Barber poll shows Romney in lead in Calif.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Why not? What's wrong with you.

I am too cheap. THis place does it for $15 bucks, I give her a 20, tell her to keep the change and I feel like a big shot and she gets a big tip. We are both happy. Given that I am as ugly as a mud fence, the quality of the haircut doesn't do too mcuh, so it is a secondary consideration.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by Archaea

California Karl gets his golden locks clipped? My world is shocked.

If Karl is using a #2 there ain't any locks back there.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by myboynoah

Which clipper attachment did you request? I always get #2 on the sides and in the back. Tapered back.

Mine is a complicated 2 to 3 to 4 with a little hand cutting around the front. The older I get, the shorter I tend to keep it because I keep forgetting things like combing my hair, so its nice to roll out of bed and just go do what you want without bed hair.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by SeattleUte

Californians are scared of old age. They're all sooner or later surgically embellished. She probably likes Romney's plastic smile and synthetic hair.

No, its death we are scared of, the embellsihments help us pretend it is far away. We are also afraid of coffee-swilling grumps that don't know when to come in out of the rain, which is why we aren't Seattle-ites.

[creekster]

I just realized that I have turned this htread into a conversation with myself. Excellent.

What about the poll? DId you notice that 100% of the voters surveyed are voting for ROMNEY?

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by creekster

Mine is a complicated 2 to 3 to 4 with a little hand cutting around the front. The older I get, the shorter I tend to keep it because I keep forgetting things like combing my hair, so its nice to roll out of bed and just go do what you want without bed hair.

I just thought you were into the brilliant professor look. It now just dawned upon me that you hadn't combed your hair in a few weeks.

[myboynoah]

Originally Posted by creekster

I just realized that I have turned this htread into a conversation with myself. Excellent.

What about the poll? DId you notice that 100% of the voters surveyed are voting for ROMNEY?

Keep hope alive! Keep hope alive! Keep hope alive!

Did you get the mousse in your hair?

[creekster]

Originally Posted by myboynoah

Keep hope alive! Keep hope alive! Keep hope alive!

Did you get the mousse in your hair?

No mousse. Instead she sprayed somethign on for the first time. I asked what it was and she said "It makes your hair shine more." Not previously having been aware that I had a shine deficit, I said "Shine?" and she said "You know, keeps it less fritz-y." SHe may have meant frizzy, or she may have meant less like some ugly dude named Fritz. Either way, the stuff smelled kind of Old Spice-ish so I didn't mind.

[NorCal Cat]

Originally Posted by SeattleUte

She probably likes Romney's plastic smile and synthetic hair.

Wrong again. It's called the Word of Wisdom, and it does wonders for once appearance. Such as making a 60 year old Romney appear to be 50 years old.

[BarbaraGordon]

"Barber poll"

LOL. You crack me up, Creek! Nice pun.