01-26-2008, 12:36 AM | #31 |
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SipiTau,
You are hereby called to be Sacrament Greeter for the Cougarguard Stake. You are also called to supply the Bishopric with generous amounts of kava. Please maintain the sacred nature of the second half of your calling. Tell nobody. Thanks, The Bishopric
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01-26-2008, 07:16 AM | #32 | |
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01-26-2008, 03:25 PM | #33 |
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I could put you on the DNC list with Sleeping In EQ and Robin Finderson.
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01-26-2008, 03:26 PM | #34 |
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Yes! No calling.
That sure would be nice.
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01-26-2008, 03:45 PM | #35 |
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Truthfully, as a board elder statesman, you are on the High council. I just didnt have the energy to type out 12 names. Plus, as a second counselor, i didnt think it was my responsibility.
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01-26-2008, 04:24 PM | #36 |
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I do not accept my calling. I don't feel I could in good conscience recommend any of you to a potential employer.
I am actually holding out for a new position that is surely to come. Stake breast augmentation advisor. |
01-26-2008, 04:25 PM | #37 |
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Based on your current avatar, you would not do well in that calling. Sorry.
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01-26-2008, 04:37 PM | #38 |
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What Mike has done to that pretty young gal is a good indication of how he would act as the Stake President. As a matter of fact for the record, I did not raise my hand when the sustaining vote was asked for.
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01-26-2008, 04:45 PM | #39 |
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That is why he banished you to be the Employment Specialist.
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01-26-2008, 05:03 PM | #40 |
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I was outvoted but I wanted Goat and 71 to be stake porn specialists. Mike was afraid Goat might take his calling too seriously.
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