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FarrahWaters · 02-21-2007, 12:21 AM

Tell her you think her mom is hot.

Seriously, if you haven't already, be very, very blunt. Refer her to the number for a crisis line if she starts talking suicide.

livecoug · 02-21-2007, 12:22 AM

he may have told her "he has no interest", but some girls really need to be told and not with a "oh, i have a date"... it needs to be spelled out clearly so there can be no wiggle room. You may have to be mean and majorly hurt feelings, but it's gotta be done.

BarbaraGordon · 02-21-2007, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

Tell her you think her mom is hot.

Seriously, if you haven't already, be very, very blunt. Refer her to the number for a crisis line if she starts talking suicide.

Or just call the ambulance. Or tell her you're taking her "out" and drop her off at ER. Seriously. I think Marsupial already said this, but the girl needs treatment either for actual suicidal tendencies, or to convince her that this is not a matter to joke about. A couple of days on the psych ward should teach her a lesson.

YOhio · 02-21-2007, 01:13 AM

Send her the link to this thread.

BarbaraGordon · 02-21-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Send her the link to this thread.

That just might do it.

ute4ever · 01-18-2008, 01:51 AM

I thankfully went four months without hearing from Stacy from Wayne's World, until last evening when she unexpectedly sent three booty texts. She is 31 and a V, decided she is tired of waiting, wanted sex, and bluntly stated that I was the one.

Instead of doing the christlike thing of responding with "wait until marriage, remember your temple covenants" and etc., I tried to be as rude as I could and said I was at a basketball game, had no interest in a one night stand with her, and to go "get laid" by someone else.

She didn't reply. Hoorah!!!

smokymountainrain · 01-18-2008, 04:25 PM

Oh hell, stop beating around the bush already (pun intended), take your roommate's advice and go up her shirt.

Or tell her you eat your own poop and hope she doesn't ask you to prove it.

(edit) I just read your last post. The shirt thing obviously isn't going to work. Just go straight to option two if she does reply.

marsupial · 01-18-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

I thankfully went four months without hearing from Stacy from Wayne's World, until last evening when she unexpectedly sent three booty texts. She is 31 and a V, decided she is tired of waiting, wanted sex, and bluntly stated that I was the one.

Instead of doing the christlike thing of responding with "wait until marriage, remember your temple covenants" and etc., I tried to be as rude as I could and said I was at a basketball game, had no interest in a one night stand with her, and to go "get laid" by someone else.

She didn't reply. Hoorah!!!

There is a single guy in our ward who in his testimony announced his virginity to the ward. Perhaps we could hook them up?

01-18-2008, 04:25 PM	#27
smokymountainrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Eastern Salt Lake County Posts: 544	Oh hell, stop beating around the bush already (pun intended), take your roommate's advice and go up her shirt. Or tell her you eat your own poop and hope she doesn't ask you to prove it. (edit) I just read your last post. The shirt thing obviously isn't going to work. Just go straight to option two if she does reply. Last edited by smokymountainrain; 01-18-2008 at 04:34 PM.

02-21-2007, 12:21 AM	#21
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	Tell her you think her mom is hot. Seriously, if you haven't already, be very, very blunt. Refer her to the number for a crisis line if she starts talking suicide.

02-21-2007, 12:22 AM	#22
livecoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,176	he may have told her "he has no interest", but some girls really need to be told and not with a "oh, i have a date"... it needs to be spelled out clearly so there can be no wiggle room. You may have to be mean and majorly hurt feelings, but it's gotta be done.

02-21-2007, 01:13 AM	#24
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Send her the link to this thread.

01-18-2008, 01:51 AM	#26
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I thankfully went four months without hearing from Stacy from Wayne's World, until last evening when she unexpectedly sent three booty texts. She is 31 and a V, decided she is tired of waiting, wanted sex, and bluntly stated that I was the one. Instead of doing the christlike thing of responding with "wait until marriage, remember your temple covenants" and etc., I tried to be as rude as I could and said I was at a basketball game, had no interest in a one night stand with her, and to go "get laid" by someone else. She didn't reply. Hoorah!!!