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Old 11-05-2007, 06:19 PM   #81
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When your avatar is a picture of Mr Universe "Governator" I will know you have gone over the edge and that I no longer want to golf with you as you will probably piss yourself while riding in my cart.
Pissing is nothing. We had an older guy in our group that we didn't have the heart to tell him he was done. There are 40-60 guys in the group and everyone held their breath each time he was going to draw out on their team.

One such day the old guy, 85 years old, misjudged and it wasn't a fart he was passing. I felt so bad for the guy with him and the cart kids.
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:08 PM   #82
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Results after TCU game. Note that Goatnapper was shut out this week on points. Good opportunity to make up ground.

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Place	User	Total Points
1	Goatnapper'96	155
2	BYU71	133
3	all-american	132.5
4	bluegoose	130
5	creekster	123.5
6	byuPride	120
7	Flystripper	116.5
8	SteelBlue	101.5
9	Sleeping in EQ	101
10	RockyBalboa	90.5
11	HuskyFreeNorthwest	85.5
12	Sccoug	83.5
13	Rickomatic	74.5
14	Jeff Lebowski	73.5
15	mikewaters	72
16	detroitdad	70.5
17	cougjunkie	69.5
18	SoCalCoug	68.5
19	Chapel-Hill-Coug	67
20	Yohio	56
21	Mastershake	54
22	archaea	51
23	Clark Addison	51
24	Ace Tomato Co.	47
25	BlueHair	47
26	DrumNFeather	44
27	Coach McGuirk	43
28	TheSizzle36	43
29	Insensitive PAP	39.5
30	Judge Smails	38.5
31	OrangeUte	35
32	Cali Coug	30
33	Colly Wolly	28
34	NorCal Cat	26
35	myboynoah	26
36	ewth8tr	25
37	Fish	25
38	Realtall	25
39	Keyzer Soze	24
40	SeattleUte	22.5
41	SoonerCoug	22
42	Lost Student	21.5
43	Parrot Head	21.5
44	Donuthole	20
45	hyrum	20
46	ChinoCoug	19
47	mex	17.5
48	TheBorg	17
49	surfah33	16
50	Venkman	16
51	dut99002	15.5
52	lbarlow2	13
53	BlueK	9.5
54	nikuman	8.5
55	livecoug	7
56	K-dog	6.5
57	Chunk	6
58	woot	6
59	jay santos	5
60	Brian	3.5
61	Black Diamond Bay	3
62	smokymountainrain	1.5
63	ute4ever	1
64	FMCoug	0
65	il Padrino Ute	0
66	minn_stat	0
67	Mormon Red Death	0
68	mpfunk	0
69	RC Vikings	0
70	scottie	0
71	Utestar	0
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:12 PM   #83
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Results after TCU game. Note that Goatnapper was shut out this week on points. Good opportunity to make up ground.

Code:
Place	User	Total Points
1	Goatnapper'96	155
2	BYU71	133
3	all-american	132.5
4	bluegoose	130
5	creekster	123.5
6	byuPride	120
7	Flystripper	116.5
8	SteelBlue	101.5
9	Sleeping in EQ	101
10	RockyBalboa	90.5
11	HuskyFreeNorthwest	85.5
12	Sccoug	83.5
13	Rickomatic	74.5
14	Jeff Lebowski	73.5
15	mikewaters	72
16	detroitdad	70.5
17	cougjunkie	69.5
18	SoCalCoug	68.5
19	Chapel-Hill-Coug	67
20	Yohio	56
21	Mastershake	54
22	archaea	51
23	Clark Addison	51
24	Ace Tomato Co.	47
25	BlueHair	47
26	DrumNFeather	44
27	Coach McGuirk	43
28	TheSizzle36	43
29	Insensitive PAP	39.5
30	Judge Smails	38.5
31	OrangeUte	35
32	Cali Coug	30
33	Colly Wolly	28
34	NorCal Cat	26
35	myboynoah	26
36	ewth8tr	25
37	Fish	25
38	Realtall	25
39	Keyzer Soze	24
40	SeattleUte	22.5
41	SoonerCoug	22
42	Lost Student	21.5
43	Parrot Head	21.5
44	Donuthole	20
45	hyrum	20
46	ChinoCoug	19
47	mex	17.5
48	TheBorg	17
49	surfah33	16
50	Venkman	16
51	dut99002	15.5
52	lbarlow2	13
53	BlueK	9.5
54	nikuman	8.5
55	livecoug	7
56	K-dog	6.5
57	Chunk	6
58	woot	6
59	jay santos	5
60	Brian	3.5
61	Black Diamond Bay	3
62	smokymountainrain	1.5
63	ute4ever	1
64	FMCoug	0
65	il Padrino Ute	0
66	minn_stat	0
67	Mormon Red Death	0
68	mpfunk	0
69	RC Vikings	0
70	scottie	0
71	Utestar	0

Despite my endless charity of scoring as much as '71 has in the past 20 years, you pantywaists are all competing for second place.

However, I am sure you will believe in your hearts as long as you beat me in the Utah game it proves that your coach is better and that you are the best team.....If you can tell, I'm skeered.
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:58 PM   #84
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Despite my endless charity of scoring as much as '71 has in the past 20 years, you pantywaists are all competing for second place.

However, I am sure you will believe in your hearts as long as you beat me in the Utah game it proves that your coach is better and that you are the best team.....If you can tell, I'm skeered.
Sure, sure. I bow to your infinite knowledge Mr. I think we win 7-8 games this year.
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:07 PM   #85
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Sure, sure. I bow to your infinite knowledge Mr. I think we win 7-8 games this year.
Don't get ahead of yourselves, the year is not yet over. BYU could very easilly lose its last 3 games, the Y is struggling bigtime...ask Archaea the board "Eyeore" or your Ute friends, if your Ute friends are as savy as the ones who overwhelm Utefans.net
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:08 PM   #86
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Sure, sure. I bow to your infinite knowledge Mr. I think we win 7-8 games this year.
And the rest of us bow to your intimate knowledge....BOTTA BOOM BOTTA BING!
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:30 PM   #87
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Don't get ahead of yourselves, the year is not yet over. BYU could very easilly lose its last 3 games, the Y is struggling bigtime...ask Archaea the board "Eyeore" or your Ute friends, if your Ute friends are as savy as the ones who overwhelm Utefans.net

Easily lose 3 more games? That statement should cause you to be docked 33 points.
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Old 11-14-2007, 06:34 PM   #88
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Don't get ahead of yourselves, the year is not yet over. BYU could very easilly lose its last 3 games, the Y is struggling bigtime...ask Archaea the board "Eyeore" or your Ute friends, if your Ute friends are as savy as the ones who overwhelm Utefans.net
We are struggling to find our rhythm, though I predicted a narrow win against Patterson's might fighting frogs.

We will probably win, though not look as good as Utah, in Laramie.

We need to win and to look good doing it against our pathetic schedule.
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We are struggling to find our rhythm, though I predicted a narrow win against Patterson's might fighting frogs.

We will probably win, though not look as good as Utah, in Laramie.

We need to win and to look good doing it against our pathetic schedule.
The truth comes out. Arch is more concerned about cosmetics than wins.
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The truth comes out. Arch is more concerned about cosmetics than wins.
No I want both, cosmetically pleasing wins.
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