02-22-2006, 12:14 AM | #1 |
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Is there anything that Steven Seagal cannot do?
It is about time that a fat guy with a ponytail brought us an Asian Experience through an energy drink.
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02-22-2006, 12:16 AM | #2 |
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I can think of one thing he can't do:
Go an entire movie without eventually kicking the bad guy in the head or body.
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I remember seeing something that evaluated the top celebrity actors, and it included some sort of evaluation of their acting talent. I recall Steven Seagal being in a class by himself - far distant from the worst of the rest.
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03-04-2006, 03:55 AM | #6 |
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He's ok but he's no Chuck Norris.
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03-11-2006, 04:57 PM | #7 |
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Jack Bauer would kick his ass, and do it while tied up, gagged and blindfolded in a helicopter.
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