07-11-2007, 08:08 PM | #1 |
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The idea that man was created from monkeys is degrading, undignified, and utterly detrimental to the significance of man's place in the universe.
We were created from DIRT, not monkeys. Get it right.
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07-11-2007, 08:45 PM | #2 |
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When Charlton Heston was imprisoned in a cage, he did not sling his feces at the spectators.
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07-11-2007, 08:53 PM | #3 |
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But he did swear at them. Verbal feces if you will.
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07-11-2007, 08:57 PM | #4 |
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I can't pass this up. The quote's in my signature.
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
07-11-2007, 09:17 PM | #5 |
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I am only heartbroken to report that it is unlikely I will be able to one day howl Austin while acting similarly, not that Austin is not about to become our best wr in BYU history, but that I shall be making no more trips to the masturbatoreum to wack off.
#7 will always have to be it for me....
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
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