12-23-2008, 11:48 PM | #31 | |
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If it's personally acceptable, you go right ahead and sign a consent over to the MP and tell him you want him snooping inside family letters to your missionary. I'm sure you'll reap blessings in heaven.
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12-23-2008, 11:49 PM | #32 | |
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12-23-2008, 11:57 PM | #33 |
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GPS collars on all the missionaries. Why not?
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12-23-2008, 11:59 PM | #34 |
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12-24-2008, 12:07 AM | #35 |
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A package from outside South America is clearly love letter from within the mission boundaries of said South American country. You communicate so clearly.
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Midterm update:
Church HQ called back, informed Ms. Archaea that South America opens all packages and that MP had nothing to do with detaining package. As an aside, the mother had in her quiver three emails from MP admitting it was he who opened the packages. When revealed to HQ, lame response was, "How do you want me to resolve it?" HQ was informed, "here are my flight plans to said, South American MP. You deal with it, or I will. Your choice, but I won't be responsible for what happens thereafter." We shall see.
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12-25-2008, 12:47 AM | #37 | |
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12-25-2008, 06:37 PM | #38 |
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Arch, L is going to keep this kid a junior his whole mission.
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12-25-2008, 08:33 PM | #39 | |
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As an aside, the MP is really a horse's backside. He doesn't speak English, so he has his MP sit over BF's shoulder and dictating what sort of email he must write home regarding the incident. He reported this during his call home. BF is in for hell during his mission, but it really reveals the underbelly of some MP's and the lack of inspiration of some of the leaders. Fortunately, the new MP will be released in July, as the Mission is due for a change of leadership.
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