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MikeWaters · 03-23-2009, 04:15 PM

I've been very hard on this kid Chris Miles. What, seven feet tall, and can't dunk the ball in traffic, or even go strong. I've called him all kinds of names.

Well, come to find out, that HB Arnett has declared Chris Miles to be the best big man in the MWC in the upcoming 09-10 season.

Wow. A guy who is so bad, who gets like 2 rebounds a game despite being a seven footer, who has the vertical of a lump of coal in the bottom of a peat bog, who has actually never taken the ball strong to the rim despite being 1 foot from the basket, is the heir apparent to the KING OF THE PAINT title in the MWC. Wow, just wow.

I'm sorry Mr. Miles, I heart you now.

How bad is the MWC going to be next year? Or is HB Arnett typing his report from a nursing home?

03-23-2009, 04:15 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I heart Chris Miles I've been very hard on this kid Chris Miles. What, seven feet tall, and can't dunk the ball in traffic, or even go strong. I've called him all kinds of names. Well, come to find out, that HB Arnett has declared Chris Miles to be the best big man in the MWC in the upcoming 09-10 season. Wow. A guy who is so bad, who gets like 2 rebounds a game despite being a seven footer, who has the vertical of a lump of coal in the bottom of a peat bog, who has actually never taken the ball strong to the rim despite being 1 foot from the basket, is the heir apparent to the KING OF THE PAINT title in the MWC. Wow, just wow. I'm sorry Mr. Miles, I heart you now. How bad is the MWC going to be next year? Or is HB Arnett typing his report from a nursing home?