why I detest Utefans.net

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

With nothing better to do this fine morning, I followed your instructions. On Utefans you enjoy a star/post ratio of 0.46; Senioritis's ratio is 4.21. Landpoke weighs in at just under 1.00. But don't despair, Trounce_the_Cougs netted a -0.10.

The most interesting number is my esteemed spiritual brother Goatnapper, with a modest 0.16. I suspect he has the biggest standard deviation of them all, raking in a rich bounty of red stars (good) when he zings zoobs or muses on mammaries, and inviting a deluge of blue stars (not so good) when he dares tweak the Ute faithful.

Flinging these stats around has me feeling my inner Indy today.

I had one post over there that was 8 up and 8 down. Damn near a perfect game for a kid pitching in Mustang, 8-9 years old where one is only allowed to pitch three innings, for a Boys Baseball league!

That was my finest moment.