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SoCalCoug · 08-13-2005, 03:55 AM

I have seen a grown man naked, but I have not been in a Turkish prison. I am a divorce lawyer (really!) and I used to be a personal injury lawyer. If only I had spent time as a criminal defense lawyer, I would be able to claim, in all likelihood, the sole title to the Mormon trifecta of axis of evil lawyers.

I've been married 8 years, having met my wife within weeks after graduating from law school at BYU (spent 8 years there, including undergrad and my throw-away, pre-mission freshman year).

I live in south Orange County, California. I consider myself more of a writer who happens to be a lawyer. My goal is to carve out a niche as one of the few family law appellate specialists in Orange County. My other goal is to actually get a work of fiction published - I have several in process, but as a procrastinating, lazy, right-brained INFP, that process is rather slow - I need to just pick one of them and get it finished. I spend way too much time on Cougarboard, too.

I have one son, who is 6.

And, of course, my entire year tends to center on BYU football.

08-13-2005, 03:55 AM	#1
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	a little about SoCalCoug, OhioBlue, and SteelBlue I have seen a grown man naked, but I have not been in a Turkish prison. I am a divorce lawyer (really!) and I used to be a personal injury lawyer. If only I had spent time as a criminal defense lawyer, I would be able to claim, in all likelihood, the sole title to the Mormon trifecta of axis of evil lawyers. I've been married 8 years, having met my wife within weeks after graduating from law school at BYU (spent 8 years there, including undergrad and my throw-away, pre-mission freshman year). I live in south Orange County, California. I consider myself more of a writer who happens to be a lawyer. My goal is to carve out a niche as one of the few family law appellate specialists in Orange County. My other goal is to actually get a work of fiction published - I have several in process, but as a procrastinating, lazy, right-brained INFP, that process is rather slow - I need to just pick one of them and get it finished. I spend way too much time on Cougarboard, too. I have one son, who is 6. And, of course, my entire year tends to center on BYU football. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug