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Sleeping in EQ · 03-07-2007, 06:04 PM

that would keep everyone riveted:

"What Potiphar's Wife had in Mind"

"Shut Up and Do What I Say!"

"You Could be the Next Onan"

"Governor Boggs Was a Real Bastard"

Indy Coug · 03-07-2007, 06:19 PM

Stick This in Your Gossip Pipe and Smoke It

DrumNFeather · 03-07-2007, 06:33 PM

"Adam and Steve"

Sleeping in EQ · 03-07-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Stick This in Your Gossip Pipe and Smoke It

I can almost hear President Faust saying this.

Archaea · 03-07-2007, 06:58 PM

My favorite so far is: "What Potiphar's Wife had in Mind".

What about "Was Mary really a virgin as we know it?"

YOhio · 03-07-2007, 07:08 PM

Oral is not Moral: The Dangers of Gossip

Indy Coug · 03-07-2007, 07:16 PM

The Reasons Why Because of You, the Sealed Portion is Still Sealed

MikeWaters · 03-07-2007, 07:23 PM

White Shirts on Earth equals White Robes in Heaven; Colored Shirts equals Cold Wash equals Eternal Darkness (which is cold)

jay santos · 03-07-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

White Shirts on Earth equals White Robes in Heaven; Colored Shirts equals Cold Wash equals Eternal Darkness (which is cold)

Recently my stake president told the priesthood in the church young and old explicity that they are to wear white shirts and not colored shirts to church. I know this has been a CB/CG topic in the past but I've ignored it. But I got a chuckle hearing my stake prez weigh in.

MikeWaters · 03-07-2007, 07:31 PM

Differentiating Petting and Necking: a study of principles and practice.

03-07-2007, 06:04 PM	#1
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	General Conference Talk Titles that would keep everyone riveted: "What Potiphar's Wife had in Mind" "Shut Up and Do What I Say!" "You Could be the Next Onan" "Governor Boggs Was a Real Bastard" __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

03-07-2007, 06:33 PM	#3
DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	"Adam and Steve" __________________ "It's not like we played the school of the blind out there." - Brian Johnson.

03-07-2007, 06:58 PM	#5
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	My favorite so far is: "What Potiphar's Wife had in Mind". What about "Was Mary really a virgin as we know it?" __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

03-07-2007, 06:19 PM	#2
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	Stick This in Your Gossip Pipe and Smoke It

03-07-2007, 07:08 PM	#6
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Oral is not Moral: The Dangers of Gossip

03-07-2007, 07:16 PM	#7
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	The Reasons Why Because of You, the Sealed Portion is Still Sealed

03-07-2007, 07:23 PM	#8
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	White Shirts on Earth equals White Robes in Heaven; Colored Shirts equals Cold Wash equals Eternal Darkness (which is cold)

03-07-2007, 07:31 PM	#10
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Differentiating Petting and Necking: a study of principles and practice.