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Robin · 06-13-2006, 03:14 PM

Can't they see that the Cookie Monster is one of them? A being who's internal struggle is principally defined by the desire to have ALL of cookies for himself? Perhaps the Cookie Monster is just too painful a mirror, a proverbial Picture of Dorian Gray, and that is why they want to kill Cookie Monster. The self loathing here is sad... very sad.

Detroitdad · 06-13-2006, 04:42 PM

So that is why they are always trying to cut funding for PBS. I finally put two and two together.

DirtyHippieUTE · 06-13-2006, 04:45 PM

Is there a cookie monster joke I'm missing?

Robin · 06-13-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyHippieUTE

Is there a cookie monster joke I'm missing?

Yeah... cookie monster is gay... or was that Bert and Ernie? I confuse my gay puppets.

Just kidding. This post is about the continuing efforts of republicans to starve PBS out of existence.

DirtyHippieUTE · 06-13-2006, 04:58 PM

Did you ever see those "Bert is Evil" web pages... Somebody photoshopped Bert standing next to hitler, they also mocked up some crime scene photos of burt after assaulting Ernie and sexually assaulting Calamity Jane.

Robin · 06-13-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyHippieUTE

Did you ever see those "Bert is Evil" web pages... Somebody photoshopped Bert standing next to hitler, they also mocked up some crime scene photos of burt after assaulting Ernie and sexually assaulting Calamity Jane.

It is all because of the unibrow. People always assume the worst of a dude with a uni. Hittler used to have a unibrow, but when his upper lip was unable to grow a mustache, he had a uni-brow transplant to his lip.

Colly Wolly · 06-14-2006, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Robin

Yeah... cookie monster is gay... or was that Bert and Ernie? I confuse my gay puppets.

Just kidding. This post is about the continuing efforts of republicans to starve PBS out of existence.

Spoken like a true welfare recipeint.

Robin · 06-14-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Stick It In Him

Spoken like a true welfare recipeint.

Who here isn't a welfare recipient?

Colly Wolly · 06-14-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Robin

Who here isn't a welfare recipient?

Me.

Robin · 06-14-2006, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Stick It In Him

Me.

Did you get a Pell Grant?

How do YOU define welfare?

06-13-2006, 03:14 PM	#1
Robin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 961	Why do Republicans hate Cookie Monster? Can't they see that the Cookie Monster is one of them? A being who's internal struggle is principally defined by the desire to have ALL of cookies for himself? Perhaps the Cookie Monster is just too painful a mirror, a proverbial Picture of Dorian Gray, and that is why they want to kill Cookie Monster. The self loathing here is sad... very sad.

06-13-2006, 04:45 PM	#3
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	Is there a cookie monster joke I'm missing? __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own...

06-13-2006, 04:58 PM	#5
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	Did you ever see those "Bert is Evil" web pages... Somebody photoshopped Bert standing next to hitler, they also mocked up some crime scene photos of burt after assaulting Ernie and sexually assaulting Calamity Jane. __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own...

06-13-2006, 04:42 PM	#2
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	So that is why they are always trying to cut funding for PBS. I finally put two and two together.