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SoCalCoug · 04-24-2008, 06:28 PM

The polls seem to be leading up to this, so why not just whip them out and measure?

ute4ever · 04-24-2008, 06:33 PM

Are you creating poll options with this? I need one that says "keeps poking holes in the ceiling."

myboynoah · 04-24-2008, 06:37 PM

It's called shrinkage.

FarrahWaters · 04-24-2008, 06:38 PM

This poll is sexist.

TripletDaddy · 04-24-2008, 06:43 PM

*UteStar favorites the thread*

Archaea · 04-24-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

This poll is sexist.

I think Hillary Clinton would win this contest, and in fact, YOhio sent me an email showing her to be endowed like my horse, and but I bet she would lose the best beaver contest.

TripletDaddy · 04-24-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

I think Hillary Clinton would win this contest, and in fact, YOhio sent me an email showing her to be endowed like my horse, and but I bet she would lose the best beaver contest.

We have a LOT of work to do, you and I. Seriously.

I dont even know where to begin.

SoCalCoug · 04-25-2008, 12:28 AM

This is the best part of Non Sequitur's article:

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Archaea · 04-25-2008, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

We have a LOT of work to do, you and I. Seriously.

I dont even know where to begin.

YOhio sent me this awful naked photo of Herr Hillary, showing her schlang for all to see. He found it to be quite humorous. Naturally, I was quite horrified by the tastelessness of the mail, but I preserved the evidence in case Utestar requested a copy.

There is absolutely no possibility that the photo was photoshopped, a well-placed source to MoTab informed it was legit.

RC Vikings · 04-25-2008, 02:28 AM

It's a hand full.

04-24-2008, 06:28 PM	#1
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	How big is your penis? The polls seem to be leading up to this, so why not just whip them out and measure? __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

04-24-2008, 06:37 PM	#3
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	It's called shrinkage. __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

04-24-2008, 06:43 PM	#5
TripletDaddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 9,483	UteStar favorites the thread __________________ Fitter. Happier. More Productive. "Everyone is against me. Everyone is fawning for 3D's attention and defending him." -- SeattleUte

04-25-2008, 12:28 AM	#8
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	This is the best part of Non Sequitur's article: "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

04-25-2008, 02:28 AM	#10
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	It's a hand full. __________________ "I always rode to my limit. If I won by three minutes, that's because I couldn't make four." Eddy Merckx

04-24-2008, 06:33 PM	#2
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Are you creating poll options with this? I need one that says "keeps poking holes in the ceiling."

04-24-2008, 06:38 PM	#4
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	This poll is sexist.