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Apparently, there is some story going around that has been attributed falsely to a few members of the 12 that says that the youth of todays church were Generals in the war in heaven and that when they go to heaven and tell people that they were born in President Hinckley's time as Prophet, everyone will bow down to them, so the First Presidency issued a letter saying it is absolutely not true and to advise members it is a false doctrine if it is heard. Who on earth would believe this kind of crap and pass it on to begin with? Has anyone actually heard this story?
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I have seen it and heard it many times.
Here you go: Update:The following statement was published in the Church News, an official publication of the Church, on April 28, 2001: President Boyd K. Packer, acting president of the Quorum of the Twelve, has released the following concerning a statement he is said to have made: "We continue to receive reports of the distribution of a quote attributed to me which begins, 'The youth of the Church today were generals in the war in heaven,' and ends with the statement that when they return to heaven 'all in attendance will bow in your presence.' Reference:
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I've heard it several times, mostly by youth, but once in a Stake Priesthood meeting by a Bishop.
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"Seig heil!" - ExUte Må din pung bli överkörd av femhundra siamesiska elefantbögar samtidigt som du får en ananas uppkörd långt upp i rektum - Most common thing said to LiveCoug on his mission. |
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I never believe these LDS urban legends
Sincerely, The 2 missionaries that dusted their feet and burned a town to the ground
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Sincerely, The big guy (one of the three nephites) standing behind the young pretty woman but he can only be seen by the evil serial rapist who sees him is now scared and quickly leaves, leaving the pretty woman untouched..
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Or the missionary that flicked the cat on the nose and killed it.
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I think it's a good story.
Sincerely, The missionary who's leg was healed by a holy roller preacher but whose body was physically possessed |
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With regards, The mentally handicapped kid who escorted Satan from the presence of God during the war in heaven while in the pre-existence.
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Actually, that one is true. The family is in my old ward....
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