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10-21-2008, 11:10 PM | #1 |
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Halloween candy
What do you steal from your kids first?
I go straight for the Reeses, but I have to make sure nobody's watching. Flash is lucky. Jeff and Charlie both hate Snickers, so Flash gets all of his favorite with no complaints from the kids. OTOH, that takes all the fun out of it. |
10-21-2008, 11:15 PM | #2 |
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It prepares them for reality.
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Deleted because I'm a major idiot.
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I suppose it will have to go up, eh? The difference is that there is no redistribution.
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Candy Confiscation Priority:
1. Anything made in China - this goes in the trash. I'm the Dad version of the FDA here. This is usually in the form of a prepackaged candy "toy" - like candy rings, candy whistles, bags of gummy worms, etc. If it says Made in China it's basically crap that some cheapo bought down at the dollar store. Probably laced with lead and mercury and all kinds of bad junk. 2. Almond Joy (NB these are not necessarily my favorite, they are just rarer so I give them a higher confiscation priority) 3. Kit Kats (same reason as above) 4. Snickers 5. Reeses My favorites would be ordered thus: 1. Snickers 2. Kit Kats 3. Almond Joy 4. Reeses |
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We've actually got a great gig going. People feel so sorry for Charlie in his wheelchair that they give him double or triple candy, not realizing that he's on an all-liquid diet. (And we're certainly not about to divulge the truth and risk losing out on the loot.) So by the end of the night Flash and I make away like bandits with the biggest haul in town. We're shameless.
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