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01-08-2008, 12:20 AM | #1 |
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Let's say you're using a public
restroom and going number two. You see a newspaper on the floor, maybe that days WSJ, NYT or local paper. Do you pick it up and start reading?
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01-08-2008, 12:24 AM | #2 |
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If you're a germ freak, no. You slide it over to you with your foot and use good footwork to read it while it's on the floor.
If you're not a germ freak, pick it up and read it. You can always wash your hands twice if you're concerned about germs, but not too concerned about picking it up.
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01-08-2008, 12:28 AM | #4 |
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I hadn't thought about that. I guess one would need to be careful, eh? For the record, I'm not a germ freak.
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No, I didn't need to do the business when I took that shot. My cousin who lives in Manhattan sent me a photo of the view from her place was like, so I decided to remind her that while a view down 53rd street is very cool, she didn't get to look at this when nature called.
Talk about inspiration, eh? I'm considering a customized toilet that will play the National Anthem when you sit down. That would be cool.
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01-08-2008, 01:20 AM | #9 |
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Yep. No need for Metamucil at my house.
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Always. I will even stop at the thrifty nickel stand to bring one in to the stall with me. Mobile cougarboard is great as well during those times.
Speaking of stalls. Sam Boyd Stadium has about 150 urinals and 3 crappers. The line to crap was about 15 people long.
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