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Why Mormons don't like Hillary...
She reminds them of Emma Smith, and Emma reminds them of Joseph's follies.
Emma covered up for Joseph's indiscretions just like Hillary covered up for Bill's. Emma's operations at the Mansion House are alot like Hillary's in Littlerock. The similarity between Bill and Joseph is just too much to stomach, so Mormon's lash out at Hillary (and Emma). Hillary throwing a lamp over Monica = Emma chasing Eliza with a broom.
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might have helped to promote spiritual career??
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If both Hillary and Emma hadn't been "juiceless and forbidding" Mormons wouldn't have had polygamy and America wouldn't have had Jones, Flowers, Lewinsky, the hat check girl, etc.
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This little gem came to me in the shower this morning. I thought it would make for some good fun.
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11-12-2007, 02:26 PM | #7 |
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I think that the early brethren had a much different view of human sexuality than the 2007 Mormon.
Of course this is to be expected from people that have sex with dozens of women versus those that have sex with only one (or admit to sex with only one). Justifications for polygamy included the idea that it was not realistic for a man to be limited to one woman. Yeah, I don't think the 2007 Mormon is very comfortable with that. |
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I can see the arguments in the Smith home now ... "What did you expect, Joseph? That I would just stay at home and bake the Brethren cookies?"
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