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Levin · 07-16-2008, 08:29 PM

http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-cu...ies-goot-loose

landpoke · 07-16-2008, 10:08 PM

Awesome.

I am a seducer, I’m a salesman,” he said. “I’m trying to get people to buy my message. I do have a message. I’m as corny as Kansas in August. I’m as high as a kite on the Fourth of July. That’s from South Pacific, but yeah, I do have a message …”

il Padrino Ute · 07-16-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by landpoke

Awesome.

I am a seducer, I’m a salesman,” he said. “I’m trying to get people to buy my message. I do have a message. I’m as corny as Kansas in August. I’m as high as a kite on the Fourth of July. That’s from South Pacific, but yeah, I do have a message …”

According to your avatar, that message is "Give me a reason!"

landpoke · 07-16-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

According to your avatar, that message is "Give me a reason!"

Some may believe in a loving Goot, a Goot who gives a body one last chance before reducing them to a pulpy red mess.

I, on the other hand, believe in a wrathful Goot. I believe my avatar is saying "I'm going to bust your stupid fat face open you stupid fat $%#^." Or something like that. No warning no nothing, just rage and pain.

il Padrino Ute · 07-16-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by landpoke

Some may believe in a loving Goot, a Goot who gives a body one last chance before reducing them to a pulpy red mess.

I, on the other hand, believe in a wrathful Goot. I believe my avatar is saying "I'm going to bust your stupid fat face open you stupid fat $%#^." Or something like that. No warning no nothing, just rage and pain.

That works too.

I think it depends on his financial situation. A quick-tempered Goot could be sued just as quickly, if he has $$$.

07-16-2008, 08:29 PM	#1
Levin Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,484	Guttenberg article for Landpoke http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-cu...ies-goot-loose __________________ "Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12

07-16-2008, 10:08 PM	#2
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	Awesome. I am a seducer, I’m a salesman,” he said. “I’m trying to get people to buy my message. I do have a message. I’m as corny as Kansas in August. I’m as high as a kite on the Fourth of July. That’s from South Pacific, but yeah, I do have a message …” __________________ I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"