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Old 11-10-2008, 04:52 PM   #1
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Default These are perilous times

Not times, in which strong men can stand idly by.

I have been on a journey, in the wilderness, and I have seen many things, some of which I will talk about, in due time. That is, I come with gifts. For those who can see.

Our time is short. And always will be.
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Old 11-10-2008, 04:55 PM   #2
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Not times, in which strong men can stand idly by.

I have been on a journey, in the wilderness, and I have seen many things, some of which I will talk about, in due time. That is, I come with gifts. For those who can see.

Our time is short. And always will be.
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And it came to pass that while they were thus conversing one with another, they heard a voice as if it came out of heaven; and they cast their eyes round about, for they understood not the voice which they heard; and it was not a harsh voice, neither was it a loud voice; nevertheless, and notwithstanding it being a small voice it did pierce them that did hear to the center, insomuch that there was no part of their frame that it did not cause to quake; yea, it did pierce them to the very soul, and did cause their hearts to burn.
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We have not been idle in your absence. Some have murmured, while others have not. Will you drive the pestilence from us?
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Get that man some fish and honeycomb, because I can NOT believe it!
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Not times, in which strong men can stand idly by.

I have been on a journey, in the wilderness, and I have seen many things, some of which I will talk about, in due time. That is, I come with gifts. For those who can see.

Our time is short. And always will be.
Welcome to the board! Are you new here from Cougarboard or are you another Sooner recruit?
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:34 PM   #9
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are you another Sooner recruit?
If so I sure hope he can play special teams.
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That is, I come with gifts. For those who can see.
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