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Brian · 03-09-2006, 06:38 PM

Hi all,
On Wednesday, March 15th I will be appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. They are having a segment called "Freaks of Nature", and since I can touch my nose to my forehead, I apparently qualify. Last I was told, the segment will occur right after his opening monologue. Also appearing that night: Queen Latifa, Carl Reiner and Rob Zombie. Maybe I can score a part in Rob Zombie's next movie!

And yes, my wife doesn't want me to do this (c:

Regards,
Brian

creekster · 03-09-2006, 06:41 PM

Shirley you're not serious?

MikeWaters · 03-09-2006, 06:41 PM

if you are not in fact pulling our leg, you should listen to This American Life episode about "dishwasher Pete". I'm too lazy to do a search, but I'm sure its in their archives (radio show on public radio).

Very funny. You would appreciate it. Dishwasher Pete goes to NYC to be on Letterman show. or so Letterman thinks.

MikeWaters · 03-09-2006, 06:46 PM

What if Jay asks you where you work?

and what if you answer. what will your bosses say?

(btw, I will be one of the few to be able to confirm if it is really him on the show, since I know Brian's identity...)

Brian · 03-09-2006, 07:22 PM

This is totally true. I'll even post what I will wear the day before to confirm. But I can confirm that I will be wearing my brown hair with my kind of rectangular shaped glasses. Of course I'll have to remove my glasses when I perform the trick.
I'm sure he'll ask about job and such, so I need to practice what I say.
My seminary class wants me to do a shout-out, but that would probably be frowned upon. I'll give them a subtle sign, cross fingers or something when camera goes on me.

Regards,
Brian

MikeWaters · 03-09-2006, 07:26 PM

could you do sign language for 'C' and 'G' to signify cougarguard? and also could you streak for a bit?

Brian · 03-09-2006, 07:59 PM

Since both nostrils will be clearly visible, I could put a C and G in each.

Note to self: Purchase nostril hair clippers. Clean nasal cavity prior to show.

Regards,
Brian

SoCalCoug · 03-10-2006, 03:54 AM

My cousing sang "Popcorn Popping" on Letterman a few years ago. I was both excited and ashamed. :?

ute4ever · 03-10-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

My cousing sang "Popcorn Popping" on Letterman a few years ago. I was both excited and ashamed. :?

Hey I remember that episode. Didn't Paul Shaffer and the band play their own acid version beforehand?

SoCalCoug · 03-11-2006, 02:21 AM

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Hey I remember that episode. Didn't Paul Shaffer and the band play their own acid version beforehand?

Yeah. The audience members were supposed to tell them the name of the song, and Paul and the band were supposed to try to play it.

03-09-2006, 06:38 PM	#1
Brian Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 1,308	March 15th, The Tonight Show Hi all, On Wednesday, March 15th I will be appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. They are having a segment called "Freaks of Nature", and since I can touch my nose to my forehead, I apparently qualify. Last I was told, the segment will occur right after his opening monologue. Also appearing that night: Queen Latifa, Carl Reiner and Rob Zombie. Maybe I can score a part in Rob Zombie's next movie! And yes, my wife doesn't want me to do this (c: Regards, Brian __________________ e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0 5 great numbers in one little equation.

03-09-2006, 07:22 PM	#5
Brian Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 1,308	This is totally true. I'll even post what I will wear the day before to confirm. But I can confirm that I will be wearing my brown hair with my kind of rectangular shaped glasses. Of course I'll have to remove my glasses when I perform the trick. I'm sure he'll ask about job and such, so I need to practice what I say. My seminary class wants me to do a shout-out, but that would probably be frowned upon. I'll give them a subtle sign, cross fingers or something when camera goes on me. Regards, Brian __________________ e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0 5 great numbers in one little equation.

03-09-2006, 07:59 PM	#7
Brian Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 1,308	Since both nostrils will be clearly visible, I could put a C and G in each. Note to self: Purchase nostril hair clippers. Clean nasal cavity prior to show. Regards, Brian __________________ e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0 5 great numbers in one little equation.

03-10-2006, 03:54 AM	#8
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	My cousing sang "Popcorn Popping" on Letterman a few years ago. I was both excited and ashamed. :? __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

03-09-2006, 06:41 PM	#2
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	Shirley you're not serious?

03-09-2006, 06:41 PM	#3
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	if you are not in fact pulling our leg, you should listen to This American Life episode about "dishwasher Pete". I'm too lazy to do a search, but I'm sure its in their archives (radio show on public radio). Very funny. You would appreciate it. Dishwasher Pete goes to NYC to be on Letterman show. or so Letterman thinks.

03-09-2006, 06:46 PM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	What if Jay asks you where you work? and what if you answer. what will your bosses say? (btw, I will be one of the few to be able to confirm if it is really him on the show, since I know Brian's identity...)

03-09-2006, 07:26 PM	#6
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	could you do sign language for 'C' and 'G' to signify cougarguard? and also could you streak for a bit?