Like Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool

[TheSizzle36]

I predict that the Jazz tonight will emerge victorious, and will drink the sweet taste of victory like it flows from the water of Bear Grylls' canteen. The Lakers, on the other hand, will get the sweet feeling of celibacy, losing for the 3rd time this series in Energy Solutions arena. Lamar Odom will return to his normal role as Mariah Carey's back-up singer, Derek Fisher will accuse Utah fans of Waterboarding babies, and Phil Jackson will start looking for AdamOndiAmen the Lakers will get smacked down so hard. I wish you all could watch versus online just so you could see and feel the beatdown; no more "bishop levi lovin'" from the refs... it's back on tonight. You can count this prophecy as true as the John Taylor Horseshoe prophecy baby, or I will go swimming in a North Carolina uninsured pool!

Peace baby, I'm out all you male and women cougars!

[ute4ever]

Like Phoebe Cates so proud of her body that she wants to show it off, Kobe will try to coronate himself by reverting back to screw-the-team, do-it-all guy in Game 7, and find that his pride doesn't trump his ailing back; his shooting suffers and the Jazz win.

[NorCal Cat]

Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

I predict that the Jazz tonight will emerge victorious, and will drink the sweet taste of victory like it flows from the water of Bear Grylls' canteen. The Lakers, on the other hand, will get the sweet feeling of celibacy, losing for the 3rd time this series in Energy Solutions arena. Lamar Odom will return to his normal role as Mariah Carey's back-up singer, Derek Fisher will accuse Utah fans of Waterboarding babies, and Phil Jackson will start looking for AdamOndiAmen the Lakers will get smacked down so hard. I wish you all could watch versus online just so you could see and feel the beatdown; no more "bishop levi lovin'" from the refs... it's back on tonight. You can count this prophecy as true as the John Taylor Horseshoe prophecy baby, or I will go swimming in a North Carolina uninsured pool!

Peace baby, I'm out all you male and women cougars!

Oops!

And you should be banned from the Net for life for comparing one of films greatest moments to anything related to the Jazz.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Oops!

And you should be banned from the Net for life for comparing one of films greatest moments to anything related to the Jazz.

If people could be banned for life for making silly commetns, you would not have been here to make this, your latest.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Oops!

And you should be banned from the Net for life for comparing one of films greatest moments to anything related to the Jazz.

Remind us what the Warriors did in the post season this year.

[TheSizzle36]

Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Oops!

And you should be banned from the Net for life for comparing one of films greatest moments to anything related to the Jazz.

Sorry I ruined your favorite whack-off moment. Now instead of thinking about Phoebe Cates going topless, you'll now be thinking of Jerry Sloan. Life's a bitch, ain't it?

[NorCal Cat]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Remind us what the Warriors did in the post season this year.

Remind me again how many NBA championships the Jazz have won.

[NorCal Cat]

Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

Sorry I ruined your favorite whack-off moment. Now instead of thinking about Phoebe Cates going topless, you'll now be thinking of Jerry Sloan. Life's a bitch, ain't it?

Sorry your Jazz made you look like an idiot.

[TheSizzle36]

Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Sorry your Jazz made you look like an idiot.

And you make yourself look like an idiot. Then again, we all already knew that.