Why Mitt Romney can never be President

[Insensitive PAP]

Administratively, Mitt looks to be as qualified as any person ever to run for President, but the fact is, he can't get it because it would be the end of missionary work as we know it.

Because Mitt's religion is so out there, missionaries might as well walk around with bullseyes on there chests outside the US and Canada. I'm mean is there a more identifiable US target than a fair haired Mormon missionary walking around Bolivia in a white shirt and tie? They would be sitting ducks.

[SeattleUte]

Originally Posted by Insensitive PAP

Administratively, Mitt looks to be as qualified as any person ever to run for President, but the fact is, he can't get it because it would be the end of missionary work as we know it.

Because Mitt's religion is so out there, missionaries might as well walk around with bullseyes on there chests outside the US and Canada. I'm mean is there a more identifiable US target than a fair haired Mormon missionary walking around Bolivia in a white shirt and tie? They would be sitting ducks.

Mitt said his two favorite books are Battlefield Earth and the Bible. I wouldn't worry about this.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by Insensitive PAP

Administratively, Mitt looks to be as qualified as any person ever to run for President, but the fact is, he can't get it because it would be the end of missionary work as we know it.

Because Mitt's religion is so out there, missionaries might as well walk around with bullseyes on there chests outside the US and Canada. I'm mean is there a more identifiable US target than a fair haired Mormon missionary walking around Bolivia in a white shirt and tie? They would be sitting ducks.

Are you saying that missionaries will be targets for assasinations or kidnappings?

[The Borg]

Originally Posted by Insensitive PAP

Administratively, Mitt looks to be as qualified as any person ever to run for President, but the fact is, he can't get it because it would be the end of missionary work as we know it.

Because Mitt's religion is so out there, missionaries might as well walk around with bullseyes on there chests outside the US and Canada. I'm mean is there a more identifiable US target than a fair haired Mormon missionary walking around Bolivia in a white shirt and tie? They would be sitting ducks.

Interesting thought. I'd never thought about this perspective before...you may be on to something there.

[Brian]

a sign of the times!
won't the missionaries be called home sometime?

ok, i'm voting for hillary. i've got more work to do..

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by Brian

a sign of the times!
won't the missionaries be called home sometime?

ok, i'm voting for hillary. i've got more work to do..

Is Armageddon starting? if it were to guarantee destruction for Jerry Springer, Oprah Winfrey and the Utes, I might consider it.

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by SeattleUte

Mitt said his two favorite books are Battlefield Earth and the Bible. I wouldn't worry about this.

I think he was thinking of Battlestar Galactica, but said Battlefield Earth on accident.

[SteelBlue]

Originally Posted by Indy Coug

I think he was thinking of Battlestar Galactica, but said Battlefield Earth on accident.

Sweet mercy I hope so. Even so, Battlestar Galactica? I thought SU was joking.

[SeattleUte]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

Sweet mercy I hope so. Even so, Battlestar Galactica? I thought SU was joking.

Battlestar Galactica is worse. It's a TV show not a book. As I've said, Mitt may be a genius, as some here believe, but seemingly he's not much of a reader.

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by SeattleUte

Battlestar Galactica is worse. It's a TV show not a book. As I've said, Mitt may be a genius, as some here believe, but seemingly he's not much of a reader.

Well, Battlestar Galactica has all that LDS symbology. Duh.