11-03-2006, 05:28 AM | #1 |
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Mr. Garrison's Theory of Evolution
This really made me laugh from South Park tonight, and I thought I'd share it for those who missed it:
"All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the Theory of Evolution. "Now, I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP, but I've been told I have to teach it, anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this: "In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimmming around in the water. And then one day, a couple fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. "So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-squirrel, and then that had a retard baby that was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you! "So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations." It's all so clear now.
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