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jay santos · 05-01-2008, 07:17 PM

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainm...ry/598925.html

I hope you guys set your TIVO today.

8ballrollin · 05-01-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainm...ry/598925.html

I hope you guys set your TIVO today.

OT: It's crazy that Fishburne was only 14 when he was in AN. I bet he had to choose between more than one blue and red pills back then...

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Laurence Fishburne has been taking risks since the age of 14, when he spent 18 months in the Philippines playing a young soldier in Francis Ford Coppola’s “Apocalypse Now.

non sequitur · 05-01-2008, 10:51 PM

The funniest part of that article was the bit about Gary Coleman and his 22 year-old wife doing Divorce Court. I love this quote:

Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night.

It reminded me of that Southpark episode when Butters' dad would always mysteriously disappear, and one night Butters follows him to a gay bath house. Are there gay bath houses in Santaquin?

il Padrino Ute · 05-01-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

The funniest part of that article was the bit about Gary Coleman and his 22 year-old wife doing Divorce Court. I love this quote:

Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night.

It reminded me of that Southpark episode when Butters' dad would always mysteriously disappear and one night Butters follows him to a gay bath house. Are there bath houses in Santaquin?

Wait, the Coleman tv divorce isn't why Santos provided a link? That was the only thing I noticed.

jay santos · 05-02-2008, 03:19 PM

Report:

The first half was lame. They filled it with tons of filler and intro's and exits to commercials that we only got about 8 minutes of actual court room drama. Most of the info that came out has been previously known.

highlights:

Gary Coleman has a terrible temper. Is violent. Smashes his head into the wall regularly during arguments.
GC's wife has terribly bad teeth and is a bit immature.
GC does not want kids, told his wife that before they were dating, and feels pressured now to have kids. He said he hated kids even when he was a kid.
GC regularly sneaks out of the house at 3 am. No one knows what he's doing and I doubt there's much to do in Santaquin at 3am.
GC still refuses to do the "Whatchu talkin about Willis?"
GC feels major financial pressure to take care of his wife and give her the finer things in life, but is unable to do so, despite the low cost of housing in Santaquin.
Teaser from today's episode: judge asks point blank if they've had sex and consumated the marriage. We know from previous interview that they have not and that GC is in fact a 40 yo virgin.

Today's episode should be better.

My theory: GC is unable to have sex due to health issues and that is largely to blame for his general grouchiness in life. Either that or the first time he was making out and getting hot and heavy with a girl, she begged him to do the "whatchu talkin about willis?!" and that turned him off to sex for life.

Indy Coug · 05-02-2008, 03:23 PM

Dana Plato stole all of his sexual mojo.

YOhio · 05-02-2008, 03:57 PM

Beautiful recap Jay. Very funny.

Jeff Lebowski · 05-02-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

Report:

The first half was lame. They filled it with tons of filler and intro's and exits to commercials that we only got about 8 minutes of actual court room drama. Most of the info that came out has been previously known.

highlights:

Gary Coleman has a terrible temper. Is violent. Smashes his head into the wall regularly during arguments.
GC's wife has terribly bad teeth and is a bit immature.
GC does not want kids, told his wife that before they were dating, and feels pressured now to have kids. He said he hated kids even when he was a kid.
GC regularly sneaks out of the house at 3 am. No one knows what he's doing and I doubt there's much to do in Santaquin at 3am.
GC still refuses to do the "Whatchu talkin about Willis?"
GC feels major financial pressure to take care of his wife and give her the finer things in life, but is unable to do so, despite the low cost of housing in Santaquin.
Teaser from today's episode: judge asks point blank if they've had sex and consumated the marriage. We know from previous interview that they have not and that GC is in fact a 40 yo virgin.

Today's episode should be better.

My theory: GC is unable to have sex due to health issues and that is largely to blame for his general grouchiness in life. Either that or the first time he was making out and getting hot and heavy with a girl, she begged him to do the "whatchu talkin about willis?!" and that turned him off to sex for life.

Wow. Sometimes life is stranger than fiction.

myboynoah · 05-02-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Beautiful recap Jay. Very funny.

Yes, that was well done Jay.

05-01-2008, 07:17 PM	#1
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	Might be the best TV this year http://www.kansascity.com/entertainm...ry/598925.html I hope you guys set your TIVO today.

05-01-2008, 10:51 PM	#3
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	The funniest part of that article was the bit about Gary Coleman and his 22 year-old wife doing Divorce Court. I love this quote: Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night. It reminded me of that Southpark episode when Butters' dad would always mysteriously disappear, and one night Butters follows him to a gay bath house. Are there gay bath houses in Santaquin? __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan Last edited by non sequitur; 05-01-2008 at 11:32 PM.

05-02-2008, 03:19 PM	#5
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	Report: The first half was lame. They filled it with tons of filler and intro's and exits to commercials that we only got about 8 minutes of actual court room drama. Most of the info that came out has been previously known. highlights: Gary Coleman has a terrible temper. Is violent. Smashes his head into the wall regularly during arguments. GC's wife has terribly bad teeth and is a bit immature. GC does not want kids, told his wife that before they were dating, and feels pressured now to have kids. He said he hated kids even when he was a kid. GC regularly sneaks out of the house at 3 am. No one knows what he's doing and I doubt there's much to do in Santaquin at 3am. GC still refuses to do the "Whatchu talkin about Willis?" GC feels major financial pressure to take care of his wife and give her the finer things in life, but is unable to do so, despite the low cost of housing in Santaquin. Teaser from today's episode: judge asks point blank if they've had sex and consumated the marriage. We know from previous interview that they have not and that GC is in fact a 40 yo virgin. Today's episode should be better. My theory: GC is unable to have sex due to health issues and that is largely to blame for his general grouchiness in life. Either that or the first time he was making out and getting hot and heavy with a girl, she begged him to do the "whatchu talkin about willis?!" and that turned him off to sex for life.

05-02-2008, 03:23 PM	#6
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	Dana Plato stole all of his sexual mojo.

05-02-2008, 03:57 PM	#7
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Beautiful recap Jay. Very funny.