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ute4ever · 02-15-2007, 09:58 PM

I have a Stacy who will not take a clue, will not go away, and shrugs it off when I tell her I date other people.

Any tips?

ute4ever · 02-15-2007, 10:00 PM

Moreover, she was shocked - absolutely shocked - that I did not ask her to be my Valentine. She sent text saying she cried herself to sleep.

It's a delicate situation because several months ago she told me she has been suicidal for some time.

tooblue · 02-15-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

Moreover, she was shocked - absolutely shocked - that I did not ask her to be my Valentine. She sent text saying she cried herself to sleep.

It's a delicate situation because several months ago she told me she has been suicidal for some time.

Which ute is dating the Marine? If it's you, you don't want her going postal

YOhio · 02-15-2007, 10:09 PM

Easy. Tell her you're gay.

ute4ever · 02-15-2007, 10:19 PM

It's not the marine.

And I have a lesbian friend who said she would pose in kissy photos with me, to drape all over myspace if I wanted.

My former roommate says the solution is to go up her shirt, and either she'll get offended and storm off, or not get offended and in that case....party on, Wayne.

But I don't like either idea. Meanwhile I repeat, I've told her I date others, but she just does this nervous, forced laugh and changes the subject. Sometimes I pretend like one of our phones has a bad reception, by speaking as though I am breaking up, and suddenly hang up and turn my phone off.

Then she'll call the next day and ask why I didn't call her back. I'll say because I had to get ready for my date. Again the nervous forced laugh, and she changes the subject.

non sequitur · 02-15-2007, 10:30 PM

Whenever I have a problem like this, I ask myself, "What would George Constanza do?"

I suggest the following: First, take up smoking. If that doesn't work, suggest a menage a trois with her roommate. If she is still around at that point, let her catch you eating food out of the garbage. If all else fails, simply poison her.

Venkman · 02-15-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

Whenever I have a problem like this, I ask myself, "What would George Constanza do?"

I suggest the following: First, take up smoking. If that doesn't work, suggest a menage a trois with her roommate. If she is still around at that point, let her catch you eating food out of the garbage. If all else fails, simply poison her.

LOL, I was thinking George too.

TheSizzle36 · 02-15-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

It's not the marine.

And I have a lesbian friend who said she would pose in kissy photos with me, to drape all over myspace if I wanted.

My former roommate says the solution is to go up her shirt, and either she'll get offended and storm off, or not get offended and in that case....party on, Wayne.

But I don't like either idea. Meanwhile I repeat, I've told her I date others, but she just does this nervous, forced laugh and changes the subject. Sometimes I pretend like one of our phones has a bad reception, by speaking as though I am breaking up, and suddenly hang up and turn my phone off.

Then she'll call the next day and ask why I didn't call her back. I'll say because I had to get ready for my date. Again the nervous forced laugh, and she changes the subject.

I had a girl kinda like that, but she was a girl that I met at a party, got her number, never went out with her or anything else. She seemed cool at first, and went CRAZY after that. She would text me wanting to hang out every night, she would call me when I said no, and then she went absolute nuts when I asked her to stop calling. Finally, I just quit answering. I won't deal with crazy people like that.

marsupial · 02-15-2007, 11:12 PM

Don't be such a wimp. Tell her flat out that you are not interested and ask her to quit calling you. Then be prepared to have your tires slashed.

RockyBalboa · 02-16-2007, 12:11 AM

Give her the "just friends" speech and move on and if she persists then just ignore her attempts to contact you.

After awhile she'll find someone else to project her lack of self worth on.

02-15-2007, 09:58 PM	#1
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Stacy from Wayne's World I have a Stacy who will not take a clue, will not go away, and shrugs it off when I tell her I date other people. Any tips?

02-15-2007, 10:30 PM	#6
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Whenever I have a problem like this, I ask myself, "What would George Constanza do?" I suggest the following: First, take up smoking. If that doesn't work, suggest a menage a trois with her roommate. If she is still around at that point, let her catch you eating food out of the garbage. If all else fails, simply poison her. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

02-15-2007, 11:12 PM	#9
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	Don't be such a wimp. Tell her flat out that you are not interested and ask her to quit calling you. Then be prepared to have your tires slashed. __________________ "Mormon men are inherently sexy..." -Archaea

02-16-2007, 12:11 AM	#10
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	Give her the "just friends" speech and move on and if she persists then just ignore her attempts to contact you. After awhile she'll find someone else to project her lack of self worth on. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

02-15-2007, 10:00 PM	#2
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Moreover, she was shocked - absolutely shocked - that I did not ask her to be my Valentine. She sent text saying she cried herself to sleep. It's a delicate situation because several months ago she told me she has been suicidal for some time.

02-15-2007, 10:09 PM	#4
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Easy. Tell her you're gay.

02-15-2007, 10:19 PM	#5
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	It's not the marine. And I have a lesbian friend who said she would pose in kissy photos with me, to drape all over myspace if I wanted. My former roommate says the solution is to go up her shirt, and either she'll get offended and storm off, or not get offended and in that case....party on, Wayne. But I don't like either idea. Meanwhile I repeat, I've told her I date others, but she just does this nervous, forced laugh and changes the subject. Sometimes I pretend like one of our phones has a bad reception, by speaking as though I am breaking up, and suddenly hang up and turn my phone off. Then she'll call the next day and ask why I didn't call her back. I'll say because I had to get ready for my date. Again the nervous forced laugh, and she changes the subject.