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MikeWaters · 09-21-2007, 01:44 PM

....once when I was at BYU, my grandma tried to set me up with a girl. I resisted. Well, I was invited eventually by her to a sadie hawkins dance. Which is totally not my thing, but I said yes. Well she turned out to be a little round mound of rebound. And I hate dancing. So it was kind of clear to her that I wasn't enjoying myself too much.

So fast-forward, and I have told this story a few times over the years, about the dangers of letting a relative set you up. Joking about her size, etc.

Well, she let me have it last night. In a dream. I had included some anecdote of the date on something, and she read it, and confronted me. I felt terrible. I tried to apologize. It was really bad.

Even the fat chicks come back to haunt you eventually, brethren.

Archaea · 09-21-2007, 02:12 PM

My parents wanted me to date a round mound of rebound, but that was before I carefully explained that I could never in a million years find her sexually attractive. "But she's so sweet."

"Fine, you marry her."

BYU71 · 09-21-2007, 02:14 PM

You guys are so shallow. I am always looking for a gal with a sweet spirit and look beyond the physical appearance.

Archaea · 09-21-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

You guys are so shallow. I am always looking for a gal with a sweet spirit and look beyond the physical appearance.

Your avatar is smiling, Mr. Single Guy Party at Night.

BYU71 · 09-21-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Your avatar is smiling, Mr. Single Guy Party at Night.

Look at that smile. The smile of a sweet spirit. That is what attracted me to her.

09-21-2007, 01:44 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Dream last night.... ....once when I was at BYU, my grandma tried to set me up with a girl. I resisted. Well, I was invited eventually by her to a sadie hawkins dance. Which is totally not my thing, but I said yes. Well she turned out to be a little round mound of rebound. And I hate dancing. So it was kind of clear to her that I wasn't enjoying myself too much. So fast-forward, and I have told this story a few times over the years, about the dangers of letting a relative set you up. Joking about her size, etc. Well, she let me have it last night. In a dream. I had included some anecdote of the date on something, and she read it, and confronted me. I felt terrible. I tried to apologize. It was really bad. Even the fat chicks come back to haunt you eventually, brethren.

09-21-2007, 02:12 PM	#2
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	My parents wanted me to date a round mound of rebound, but that was before I carefully explained that I could never in a million years find her sexually attractive. "But she's so sweet." "Fine, you marry her." __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-21-2007, 02:14 PM	#3
BYU71 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,084	You guys are so shallow. I am always looking for a gal with a sweet spirit and look beyond the physical appearance.