Some humor for the day....

[il Padrino Ute]

I saw this on utefans and figured that folks here would appreciate it:

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not a pprove of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine
and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.



Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren.



Love,
Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

[bYuPride]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

I saw this on utefans and figured that folks here would appreciate it:

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not a pprove of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine
and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.



Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren.



Love,
Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

ha ha ha ha ha! that was awesome!