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Archaea · 04-15-2008, 05:58 PM

if you know?

I need to go to the medicine cabinet. It's from Dillards is I know, and it's Japanese.

landpoke · 04-15-2008, 07:01 PM

None as cologne masks my natural musk. And it wouldn't be fair to the ladies to do that.

DrumNFeather · 04-15-2008, 07:01 PM

Sex Panther.

Kilgore Trout · 04-15-2008, 07:40 PM

None. Mrs. Trout thinks colognes & perfumes set off her allergies.

Jeff Lebowski · 04-15-2008, 08:02 PM

None.

FMCoug · 04-15-2008, 08:04 PM

It's a mixture of the smell of cheese fries and deep fried twinkies. And hard to apply with my pudgy fingers but I do my best.

il Padrino Ute · 04-15-2008, 08:06 PM

None.

There are about 6 or 7 different bottles of the stuff on my little shelf in the closet that my wife so generally lets me use, but I never wear it. My wife bought it all because she wants me to wear it so I'll wear it when we go out - except to Jazz games...sorry Jeff I suppose I should have worn some for you, eh? - but for every day life, I see no need.

TheSizzle36 · 04-15-2008, 09:16 PM

I have the following list of colognes on my dresser:

Black Code by Armani
Aqua di Gio by Armani
Very Sexy from Victoria's Secret
LaCoste colgone
Hollister cologne

I would have to say that all of those were purchased by my wife for me within our first year of marriage. I like to smell good, but I probably only wear cologne 3 times a week, and usually only because I have it.

YOhio · 04-16-2008, 03:59 AM

I use a variety of aftershaves. Halston 14, BVL, Old Spice, Pi, and some kind from Banana Republic. Now, I don't use them all at the same time. Rather I vary from day to day.

Do I want to smell like an old man? Old Spice.

Do I want to smell like an old man, but different from Old Spice? Halston 14.

Do I want to smell like a homosexual retail worker? Banana Republic.

Do I want to smell like I'm going clubbing? Pi.

It adds a lot of fun to my morning routine.

il Padrino Ute · 04-16-2008, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YOhio

I use a variety of aftershaves. Halston 14, BVL, Old Spice, Pi, and some kind from Banana Republic. Now, I don't use them all at the same time. Rather I vary from day to day.

Do I want to smell like an old man? Old Spice.

Do I want to smell like an old man, but different from Old Spice? Halston 14.

Do I want to smell like a homosexual retail worker? Banana Republic.

Do I want to smell like I'm going clubbing? Pi.

It adds a lot of fun to my morning routine.

What do you wear if you want to smell like a liberal? A conservative?

04-15-2008, 05:58 PM	#1
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	What cologne do you wear if you know? I need to go to the medicine cabinet. It's from Dillards is I know, and it's Japanese. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

04-15-2008, 07:01 PM	#2
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	None as cologne masks my natural musk. And it wouldn't be fair to the ladies to do that. __________________ I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"

04-15-2008, 08:02 PM	#5
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	None. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

04-15-2008, 08:04 PM	#6
FMCoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kaysville, UT Posts: 3,151	It's a mixture of the smell of cheese fries and deep fried twinkies. And hard to apply with my pudgy fingers but I do my best. __________________ Still fat ...

04-15-2008, 08:06 PM	#7
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	None. There are about 6 or 7 different bottles of the stuff on my little shelf in the closet that my wife so generally lets me use, but I never wear it. My wife bought it all because she wants me to wear it so I'll wear it when we go out - except to Jazz games...sorry Jeff I suppose I should have worn some for you, eh? - but for every day life, I see no need. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB. Last edited by il Padrino Ute; 04-16-2008 at 04:18 AM.

04-15-2008, 07:01 PM	#3
DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	Sex Panther.

04-15-2008, 07:40 PM	#4
Kilgore Trout Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: location, location. Posts: 54	None. Mrs. Trout thinks colognes & perfumes set off her allergies.

04-15-2008, 09:16 PM	#8
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	I have the following list of colognes on my dresser: Black Code by Armani Aqua di Gio by Armani Very Sexy from Victoria's Secret LaCoste colgone Hollister cologne I would have to say that all of those were purchased by my wife for me within our first year of marriage. I like to smell good, but I probably only wear cologne 3 times a week, and usually only because I have it.

04-16-2008, 03:59 AM	#9
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	I use a variety of aftershaves. Halston 14, BVL, Old Spice, Pi, and some kind from Banana Republic. Now, I don't use them all at the same time. Rather I vary from day to day. Do I want to smell like an old man? Old Spice. Do I want to smell like an old man, but different from Old Spice? Halston 14. Do I want to smell like a homosexual retail worker? Banana Republic. Do I want to smell like I'm going clubbing? Pi. It adds a lot of fun to my morning routine.