You cyclists are just too big for your tight little padded-rear britches. First you act as if you own the road and now you act as if you own the board.
Cyclists are a threat to our way of life! Those who engage in cycling are on the path of sin -why, they can cause our womenfolk to have impure thoughts - what with their tight pants, their skinny bodies, and their large, muscular thighs!
If we don't immediately put an end to this cycling fad then the next thing you know all the cyclists will start forming cycling clubs. And then they'll start having races. They'll wind up tricking people into thinking that cycling is a real sport or something.
Well I, for one, say No Sir! I will not let that insidious and dangerous practice of cycling, known to be damaging to young impressionable minds, known to lead our women folk to have sinful thoughts, known to cause sterility in our virile men - I will not let that evil be legitimized.
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