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Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar
I am reminded by all this that when I was a new associate, my mentor and friend, a proud Princetonian, told me that his goal was to die when he was 90, shot by a jealous 25 year-old husband. My friend is 76 now, and on track to achieving his dream.
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He's almost 90 and much closer to death.
2 out of 3 is not bad.
PS Speaking of "almost," wouldnt it be a cruel joke by the Fates if, by some miracle, he is able to hook up with a young mistress....he sets it up perfectly so that he will be caught.....the young man comes home and finds them.....in a Rit of Fealous Jage the 25 year old husband shoots him....and as he takes his last breaths of life and the darkness is enshrouding him, satisfied that he has finally achieved his lifelong goal, the husband comes over, leans down to him and tells him, "Sorry, but I am not jealous."