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RaiderUte · 08-18-2005, 02:38 AM

Ok, here goes...

I was born to a pair of Marin County hippies who believed in free love and really free canibus. They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan. Then in 1989, Pete Rose was banned for betting on baseball.

Today, I live in Idaho surrounded by blue astroturf and lots of complex carbohydrates. In my spare time I like to drink beer, tell women on the internet that I am well endowed and was the last one out of Saigon, and drink some more beer.

I look forward to meeting you.

Yours,
RaiderUte

08-18-2005, 02:38 AM	#1
RaiderUte Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boise, Idaho Posts: 5	Re: Even though most of us know each other.... Ok, here goes... I was born to a pair of Marin County hippies who believed in free love and really free canibus. They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan. Then in 1989, Pete Rose was banned for betting on baseball. Today, I live in Idaho surrounded by blue astroturf and lots of complex carbohydrates. In my spare time I like to drink beer, tell women on the internet that I am well endowed and was the last one out of Saigon, and drink some more beer. I look forward to meeting you. Yours, RaiderUte __________________ George: \"She\'s got a little Marissa Tomei thing going on.\" Jerry: \"Too bad you\'ve got a little George Costanza thing going on.\"