"Hey Tiger, you religious at all?"
"I dabbled in Scientology."
"No, that's not going to work."
"Well, I did attend a Methodist church for a time."
"No, too risky. Hmmm, what about your Mom, is she a Buddhist or something? Hindu?"
"She put incense in front of the Buddha when we visited Thailand once."
"Yeah! Buddhism, let's go with that! A little Richard Gere feel to it, public will love this! They have just been waiting to hear 'Tiger the lapsed Buddhist now hums and chants'!"
"Ok, sounds good."
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