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YOhio · 08-09-2007, 07:23 PM

An investigator in my mission was murdered by the Thai mafia the day before his baptism.

I wrecked my bike face first into a rice paddy.

I ate at over 25 different McDonalds.

I interviewed over 20 women for baptism, almost all of them either had abortions or lesbian experiences. Almost all the men I interviewed denied encouraging or paying for abortions.

I was kicked out of both Jehovah's Witness and evangelical Christian revivals that were being run by Americans.

I became friends with a Saudi who, I'm thoroughly convinced, was a member of an Asian terror cell.

08-09-2007, 07:23 PM	#20
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	An investigator in my mission was murdered by the Thai mafia the day before his baptism. I wrecked my bike face first into a rice paddy. I ate at over 25 different McDonalds. I interviewed over 20 women for baptism, almost all of them either had abortions or lesbian experiences. Almost all the men I interviewed denied encouraging or paying for abortions. I was kicked out of both Jehovah's Witness and evangelical Christian revivals that were being run by Americans. I became friends with a Saudi who, I'm thoroughly convinced, was a member of an Asian terror cell.