Per ABC news...
"Large teams of newly trained suicide bombers are being sent to the United States and Europe, according to evidence contained on a new videotape obtained by the Blotter on ABCNews.com"
Maybe they can have an opening ceremony of some type for the different "teams" of suicide bombers - dividing them up by sponsoring nations. After the opening ceremonies, they can be put through all kinds of different events and tests of skill - blowing themselves up in cafes, malls and 7-11's filled with crash test dummies (not the band, but maybe their CDs).
After the events they can be awarded metals posthumously, both as individuals and as a team. Any closing ceremonies will be kind of quiet.
My money's on Pakistan. They're a dark horse team - well financed, good facilities and well rounded in both the car, group and individual events. Everyone will be looking to the Syrians or Hamas, but I think they may be overrated this year.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/...ive_suici.html
(Sorry, I just took a bunch of nighttime allergy medicine and I know this absurdist post is not funny to anyone else. And, no, I'm not fishing for a, "no, it's kinda funny" response.)