SIRS, I hope you don't take offense that we've hijacked your very first thread around here. That's pretty much just what we do.
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Originally Posted by Mindfulcoug
desperately needs Barbara Gordon's help to decipher this passage:
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Originally Posted by Goatnap
As one of the few members of this board who has been to both, the biggest difference between the two is that usually the folks in Relief Society have better dental hygiene practices and results than the folks in Republic of Serbia...although there is something about the random lobbing of mortar rounds by Paleozoic Period artillery weapons that could intimidate dentists out of opening their offices.
Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar.
So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan!
Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee!
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Mindful, I wrote this earlier then decided to hold off. But in case you haven't figured it out:
Goat is proud to be an American, where if divine intervention doesn't provide us the nicest breasts in the world, surgical intervention will. And in what can only be attributed to selfless idealism on his part, he wishes this kind of freedom for all the women of the world.
He's somewhat concerned that the Mormons occasionally encourage attire a little too burqa-like for their women... After all, he only wants to admire all the beauty that is God's creation. And surely shopping at Victoria's Secret every once in a while never hurt anyone, anyhow.