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Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ

This is a bit of a threadjack, but I never know what to call "them."

"Boobs" sounds too JV.

The same for "Knockers."

"Breasts" sounds clinical.

"Chests" sounds clinical and PC.

Urban Dictionary has a number of suggestions:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasts

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