[Donuthole]

I was on my mission when she came out, and I fell in love with her because, well, I was living amongst short, round-faced, brown people and she was what I perceived to be a peachy slice of heaven. She became a running joke between my companion and I, when I mailed myself a letter from Brittney Spears and had the office elders turn it around in the pouch and send it back the next week (we had a competition to see who could get pictures from the hottest chicks).