[Mormon Red Death]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

Given your cultural roots, to which I presume you had remained fairly true to that point, this explains a great deal, as you were probably suffering through much of your young adult life from DSB, a condition a more worldly colleague at the Orrick firm explained to me as "Dreaded Semen Buildup." It causes young men to make some really stupid decisions.

I always thought it was SRH... Sperm Retention Headache