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Originally Posted by Archaea
French kissing?
Of course, Max the Axe Pinegar was famous for his bravado.
He was interviewing Mike or Matt Mendenhall, and the interview went as follows.
Do you have problems masturbating?
Yes sir, well I used to, but now after lots of practice I'm real good at it.
Max was not impressed.
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I feel bad for Mission Presidents, because you know they must spend half of their time listening to missionaries talk about how they just can't stop greasing the gypsy.
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