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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo
Did someone chase Barbara off? Just wondering if some drama happened and I missed it.
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Pickles.
As a proud pickle prohibitionist, I was horrified to find
pickle promoters on the board. If there's anything I can't take, it's having to open my chick-fil-A to remove the two soggy vegetable vestiges defiling my precious. The omnipresent pickle is an affront to the free society we pretend to cherish...Oppression in its truest form!
So I refuse to consort with pickle panderers! Refuse! And once I found out our fearless leader himself actually drinks pickle putrescence, well it was bye-bye Barbara.
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Actually, Lingo, as I near the 3000-post mark, it simply occurred to me that my family might appreciate it if I put as much energy into the household as I was investing online.
I'm still planning on heading to my first BYU game, though...For one thing, I'm really curious as to what a sober football fan looks like.
