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Old 11-05-2007, 05:19 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
I generally hate condoms as well. I would suggest you try the "natural membrane" condoms - made out of lamb intestines (or something like that). They're way better than the latex condoms as long as the gentleman can get over the mental hurdle of sporting a lamb intestine.

NOTE: I don't know what mental hurdle the lady must overcome when using natural membrane condoms but I'm willing to bet that making love to a lamb intestine is better than making love to an exam glove.
I've never seen a "natural membrane" condom in the bowling alley restrooms. Where do you buy them?
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