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Originally Posted by MikeWaters
There was a guy in my mission who was notorious for spending a LOT of time in the bathroom.
I went on a split with him once, and I was ready to go, and he went into the bathroom, and I swear he was in there for an hour.
I didn't say anything because I had been told that if you ever asked him to hurry next time or in anyway mentioned that he was taking too long in the bathroom, he would explode. My companion had been comps with him. Said when he mentioned it, this elder didn't speak to him for 3 days.
Anyway, he came out to an area of the mission for his last two months as ZL's companion (in a place where he couldn't speak the language--talk about babysitting).
After he had gone, and we were cleaning out the apt. we found a jar of vaseline with his name on it. The entire zone was rolling on the floor laughing.
He was the butt of many jokes.
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There was a guy on my mission who carried around a big porno magazine stash in his suitcase, and would bring his suitcase into the bathroom frequently.
When i was in the mission office, I recommended to the mission president that this missionary be promoted to district leader (not knowing about this missionary's problem). My suggestion was met with an emphatic: "No. Never."